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Stay Classy, GOP

October 19, 2013

Responses to the Tweets below sum up what’s wrong with the Republican Party. Their stream of anger and hate is just stunning. Republicans have an interesting outreach strategy for an endangered species. I just never copy and paste a stream of mentions, but if you read through them perhaps you’ll be equally amused. Ended Iraq. Ending [...]

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What Could Be Better Than Trump and Romney?

May 31, 2012

What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 30, 2012 Donald Trump didn’t know what he was starting when he sent the tweet above. Making a tweet that short invites commentary, which will be the topic of a rule next week. In the meantime, enjoy the [...]

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Sarah Silverman kills with Santorum Tweet

September 1, 2011

109070567365287936 SarahKSilverman Sarah Silverman I swear to God I don’t mean this sarcastically or as a joke, I’m just earnestly asking: Is Rick Santorum retarded? Aug 31, 2011 9:10pm ReplyRetweetFavorite @SarahKSilverman scored a direct hit on @RickSantorum last night with this tweet, which has now gotten 970 retweets, making it one of the most retweeted [...]

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Quake tweets reveal lack of Obama joke formula

August 24, 2011

Yesterday’s quake tweets showed once again that all the major 2012 GOP personalities have clear joke formulas that can immediately be applied to any situation. Christie is fat, Palin blames Obama for everything, Perry denies science, Bachmann is stupid. Within minutes they appeared and were actively retweeted. The only thing missing were the @BarackObama jokes. [...]

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