What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? bit.ly/Kj5jSH
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 30, 2012
Donald Trump didn’t know what he was starting when he sent the tweet above. Making a tweet that short invites commentary, which will be the topic of a rule next week. In the meantime, enjoy the 100 most popular riffs off this meme below.
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@BillCorbett BillCorbett
A: Eating a bag of thumbtacks, alone. / RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? https://t.co/54juFlVb
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@daveanthony daveanthony
You learning how birth certificates work RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/kuEQE0Gd331 retweetsRetweetReply -
@JennyJohnsonHi5 Jenny Johnson
Going down on my grandma (she died when I was 4). RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?282 retweetsRetweetReply -
@GuyEndoreKaiser Guy Endore-Kaiser
Gradually eating someone’s face off by the side of the road. RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?106 retweetsRetweetReply -
@realDonaldTrump Donald J. Trump
What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/tqhszz5n85 retweetsRetweetReply -
@MacLethal666 ☠ MAC LETHAL ☠
“@realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?” <-Being raped, tortured, set on fire, shot, hung, stabbed etc.80 retweetsRetweetReply -
@BuzzFeedAndrew Andrew Kaczynski
Lunch w/Gary Busey and Octomom? RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/d4sWWome76 retweetsRetweetReply -
@GuyEndoreKaiser Guy Endore-Kaiser
Anything. RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?47 retweetsRetweetReply -
@ReillyRick Rick Reilly
Dinner with Romney … RT @realDonaldTrump
What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?43 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HollandTaylor Holland Taylor
Let’s see~~ @realDonaldTrump: “What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?” Anything. Seriously. Anything. #FateWorseThanDeath36 retweetsRetweetReply -
@emptychampagne michael
anal sex with a rusty steak knife. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/HLYeyOKM34 retweetsRetweetReply -
@JamilahLemieux The Jamilah
Every single possible thing ever. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?29 retweetsRetweetReply -
@knottyyarn Danielle
Stuffing my vagina with tin foil before running a 5K. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?26 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HumanityCritic HumanityCritic
Masturbating with Icey hot. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?26 retweetsRetweetReply -
@Shakestweetz Melissa McEwan
Being devoured by a t-rex. RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?25 retweetsRetweetReply -
@JensenClan88 Jensen Karp
Re-living my father’s funeral everyday. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?23 retweetsRetweetReply -
@KagroX David Waldman
Eating a dude’s face; chlamydia; choking on a chicken bone… RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney & me?22 retweetsRetweetReply -
@thecajunboy Brett
Ass cancer? RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/P9CNnySN21 retweetsRetweetReply -
@devincf Devin Faraci
Ball surgery without anesthetic “@realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/fdbvENJQ”21 retweetsRetweetReply -
@KailiJoy Kaili Joy Gray
Uh, syphilis? RT @realDonaldTrump
What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/jwd8aA8220 retweetsRetweetReply -
@jsmithready Jeri Smith-Ready
Being gnawed by zombies tops a long list. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?20 retweetsRetweetReply -
@TodaysBullshit Today’s Bullshit
Dinner without you and Romney. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?19 retweetsRetweetReply -
@DollarMenuTweet Dollar
Starving. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/cd3aSN1o19 retweetsRetweetReply -
@markos Markos Moulitsas
RT @KailiJoy: Uh, syphilis? RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/zNmH44sK19 retweetsRetweetReply -
@Disalmanac Disalmanac
Shoving sporks into our eyeballs? RT @realDonaldTrump
What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/8a71oduH18 retweetsRetweetReply -
@RichardA Richard Adams
Dinner with that Florida face-eating guy? RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?18 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HumanityCritic HumanityCritic
Being stoned to death by Major League pitchers. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?18 retweetsRetweetReply -
@adrienneMTK Adrienne
Having my face chewed off by a naked hobo RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney & me? http://t.co/9fK3Z1R317 retweetsRetweetReply -
@larrymadill Larry Madill
Having my face eaten off in Miami RT “@realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?”14 retweetsRetweetReply -
@phive0phor phive
A hunting trip with Dick Cheney. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?14 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HumanityCritic HumanityCritic
Taking out my own wisdom teeth with a rusty pair of pliers. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?14 retweetsRetweetReply -
@Fun_Beard Fun_Beard
Anal rape RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?13 retweetsRetweetReply -
@caulkthewagon Robin
Slipping down eight flights of icy stairs RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?13 retweetsRetweetReply -
@anamariecox Ana Marie Cox
The mind boggles. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?13 retweetsRetweetReply -
@Stepto Stephen Toulouse
A: The Vietnam War, in my mouth. / RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? https://t.co/BOPNnWsW12 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HumanityCritic HumanityCritic
Playing Russian roulette with a machine gun. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?12 retweetsRetweetReply -
@slarkpope brian braiker
having my face eaten by a nude lunatic RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/FBZgRLI512 retweetsRetweetReply -
@drgrist David Roberts
Let’s start colonoscopy & go from there. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney & me? http://t.co/26NDwKbi12 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HadleyFreeman Hadley Freeman
Is that a trick question? RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/2qANYS4712 retweetsRetweetReply -
@SpikeVee88 I flip dem birds!!
Getting my face eaten RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/A3bh3JYN11 retweetsRetweetReply -
@Wolfrum William K. Wolfrum
Taint sanding. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?11 retweetsRetweetReply -
@AngryBlackLady Imani ABL
explosive diarrhea #p2 #tfy RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/ZJ3PW14E11 retweetsRetweetReply -
@wonderella Wonderella
Remember Jared Leto’s scene in Fight Club? RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?11 retweetsRetweetReply -
@dvnix &e-ru
Being crushed to death by elephant feces. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?11 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HumanityCritic HumanityCritic
Soul Plane 2. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?10 retweetsRetweetReply -
@Pschlarm Joan Holloway-Harris
Having a guy high on bath salts eat my face RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?10 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HumanityCritic HumanityCritic
Being the guy who cleans porn theaters. @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?10 retweetsRetweetReply -
@emptychampagne michael
getting my face eaten off in miami. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/HLYeyOKM10 retweetsRetweetReply -
@russbengtson Russ Bengtson
Getting eaten alive by weasels? RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?10 retweetsRetweetReply -
@SpikeVee88 I flip dem birds!!
Herpes RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/A3bh3JYN10 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HumanityCritic HumanityCritic
Having your kidneys taken out in an ice filled bath tub. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?10 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HumanityCritic HumanityCritic
Showering in molten lava. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?10 retweetsRetweetReply -
@TheBosha The Bosha
Slamming a door on my dick. “@realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?”10 retweetsRetweetReply -
@SimonMaloy Simon Maloy
Let’s save time and list the things that are worse. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?9 retweetsRetweetReply -
@carolynedgar Carolyn Edgar
Endless repeats of “Barney and Friends.” RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?9 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HumanityCritic HumanityCritic
Sitting through a Tyler Perry marathon. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?9 retweetsRetweetReply -
@BougieLa Ms Bougie La
Missionary sex with Rick Ross on top. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?9 retweetsRetweetReply -
@MissZindzi ¥€
Being eaten by a mountain lion RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?9 retweetsRetweetReply -
@thewayoftheid The Love Hater.
Towel-drying Steve Harvey’s ball sweat. «@realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?»»9 retweetsRetweetReply -
@SpikeVee88 I flip dem birds!!
Sex with a goat RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/A3bh3JYN9 retweetsRetweetReply -
@phive0phor phive
Sticking your tongue in a fish tank full of piranhas. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?9 retweetsRetweetReply -
@WarrenHolstein Warren Holstein
Being skinned alive and dipped in lemon juice. RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?8 retweetsRetweetReply -
@caulkthewagon Robin
A poop sandwich with barf mayonnaise RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?8 retweetsRetweetReply -
@beauty_jackson LemonHead Delight
Horse gingivitis. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?8 retweetsRetweetReply -
@dmataconis Doug Mataconis
The Ebola Virus? RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/CfgKG1bb8 retweetsRetweetReply -
@phive0phor phive
A rap battle between Vanilla Ice and Brian Austin Greene. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?8 retweetsRetweetReply -
@JustinWRoot Justin Root
Going to your funerals. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?8 retweetsRetweetReply -
@dankennedy_nu Dan Kennedy
Having your face eaten off by a naked man? RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?7 retweetsRetweetReply -
@dvnix &e-ru
A yeast infection. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?7 retweetsRetweetReply -
@dan_verg_ Daniel
Nickelback doing Creed covers. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?7 retweetsRetweetReply -
@140elect Zach Green
Clearly @realDonaldTrump didn’t know what he was starting when he asked “What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?”7 retweetsRetweetReply -
@Bitchygrlprobs Bitchy Girl
A pap smear with a rusty knife. RT@realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/GQL2Jhfu7 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HumanityCritic HumanityCritic
Sucking snake venom out of Rush Limbaugh’s ass. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?7 retweetsRetweetReply -
@MiaFarrow mia farrow
Stunning RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/HhXkzvkd”7 retweetsRetweetReply -
@GidgetWA GidgetWA
A hysterectomy with no anesthesia. “@realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?”7 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HumanityCritic HumanityCritic
Hanging from my testicles via piano wire. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?7 retweetsRetweetReply -
@singerboi3890 off-beat socialite.
Eating off the floor of a Waffle House. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?7 retweetsRetweetReply -
@morningmoneyben Ben White
Cancer? “@realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/06Hxg6IL”6 retweetsRetweetReply -
@timorousme Pamela
Rebecca Black’s “Friday” on a loop for eternity. RT @realDonaldTrump
What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?6 retweetsRetweetReply -
@Lizzs_Lockeroom YR
A root canal RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?6 retweetsRetweetReply -
@JillEBond Jill E Hussein Bond
“@realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? “// an icepick thru the eye?6 retweetsRetweetReply -
@eliyudin Eli Yudin
Poisoning that dinner. I’M KIDDING @FBI ;) what’s up cuties RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?6 retweetsRetweetReply -
@HumanityCritic HumanityCritic
North Korean labor camps. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?6 retweetsRetweetReply -
@MissZindzi ¥€
Asking about O-Ren Ishi’s heritage RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?6 retweetsRetweetReply -
@Fossphate Michael Foss
Dinner by myself. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?6 retweetsRetweetReply -
@lindywasp lisataylor
Transvaginal probes RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?6 retweetsRetweetReply -
@CarolineHirons Caroline Hirons
A frontal lobotomy? RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/TtJvEngW6 retweetsRetweetReply -
@dvnix &e-ru
Athlete’s Foot. On your armpits. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?5 retweetsRetweetReply -
@AndyDekka Andy
RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/cLmLg14U <<<<<<< STARVING TO DEATH5 retweetsRetweetReply -
@dmataconis Doug Mataconis
Being eaten alive by Fire Ants? RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/CfgKG1bb5 retweetsRetweetReply -
@dvnix &e-ru
Being in an elevator with a gassy Karl Rove. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?5 retweetsRetweetReply -
@fbihop Matthew Reichbach
Having my face eaten? RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/kqHKtLEo5 retweetsRetweetReply -
@dvnix &e-ru
Castrating myself with a kitchen mandolin? RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?5 retweetsRetweetReply -
@plutoniumpage Page van der Linden
Cleaning a chemical toilet by hand? RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? http://t.co/GjPWhQvO5 retweetsRetweetReply -
@BmorePocahontas Ms. CirocandCakes
Face chewed off by a zombie RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?5 retweetsRetweetReply -
@thuddyt Regster26
French kissing a running buzzsaw! RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?5 retweetsRetweetReply -
@shayera Shayera Tangri
Going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?5 retweetsRetweetReply -
@Crutnacker Crutnacker
Staying in a Motel 6 full of bedbugs. RT: @realdonaldtrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?5 retweetsRetweetReply -
@jay_jaffe Jay Jaffe
suppurating pustules. world famine. 13-man pitching staffs RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney & me?5 retweetsRetweetReply -
@lama_j lama-j spelt bakword
Getting my face eaten by a zombie on bath salts RT @realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me?5 retweetsRetweetReply
